Another Aunt Fern funny

Ok... remember Aunt Fern? She's the subject a little farther down. Remember the crush she had on Bob Hamilton?

They had a little condo mixer at someone's house, and Aunt Fern, well she couldn't get around very well. She had to use a walker for a majority of her time here Findlay. It really was a miracle that she could get around as well as she did.

So Aunt Fern goes to this mixer, where there were alcoholic beverages. Aunt Fern decides that she can have a martini or something, I can't remember, but it was alcohol-related. Then she decided that she could have another. And another. Pretty soon, Aunt Fern was laughing it up with everyone, probably saying "what?" to half the conversations.

Well it came time for Fern to go home. Fern couldn't get out of her chair. She couldn't stand up very well on her own when she was sober. Imagine the impediment of being drunk.

So who came to her rescue? Like a knight in shining armor, Bob rode in on his white horse, and whisked Aunt Fern off to her condo, three doors down. She invited him in. He declined.

Good old Aunt Fern.