Jack

We have a saying around here ... Back up, Jackson. Used whenever one of the kids tries to get out the door when they shouldn't. Used whenever one of the kids HAS to be the first one in the house (that would be my 7 YO... she is notorious for leaving people for dead on the stoop just so she can "win the race").

Jackass has also been muttered in this house. It shouldn't be, but it is. By the grownups, of course. Until last week.

Telling my 5 YO to get out of the kitchen, I exclaim .. get out of my kitchen, Jack! To which he responded "ass."

This is the same child who, standing in the kitchen in his official Cat in the Hat costume, was saying "dirty hoe."